The Grocery Quandary

So my favorite grocery store, ALDI, was just completely remodeled. The first time I went back to
the new store I had an immediate sense of awe at how new and shiny everything looked, but
this feeling quickly shifted to a feeling of uneasiness. If you’ve never been in an ALDI, it’s a lot
like IKEA where they heard you through the maze of aisles like cattle. If you’ve never been to
IKEA then drive to Minneapolis and make a day of it, because let me tell you it will take a day.
Sorry, I digress.